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Happy Endings

Friday night: Curled up on the sofa in a state of despondency. So quiet and lackluster that my husband continually asks me what’s wrong. To which I *sigh* and say I’m fine, just wiped out after a few...

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Self-Promotion: A Spreadsheet to Spread Your Sh*t ;)

Okay, so the weather is too warm and pretty in London to concentrate at the computer very long today. These days need to be seized, as my skin cells have been deprived of Vitamin D for too long, I...

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Editing Out the Editor

This shit editing is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Hey, Editors, are ya there? Editors? Editors? Bueller? Bueller?… I recently saw this editorial, “The Price of Typos,” which comments on how “typos are...

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Oh, Okay Fine. May as Well.

It seems inevitable that part of the aspiring author’s procrastination from writing consists of farting around with mocking up potential cover art. I suppose I might have sort of maybe done this myself...

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And now a word from our sponsors…

* * BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP * * This blog is temporarily on hiatus. The Primate was at first preoccupied with October travels, and now with November NaNoWriMo. (see sidebar widget to track my...

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The Roads Newly Taken

[Warning: The rocky trail ahead is just me placing the needle back on my same broken record. Am in pausing-to-take-stock mode, and writing is my way of therapeutically reflecting through it, so please...

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Keep Calm and Query On

KEEP CALM - CARRY ON (Photo credit: atomicShed) And at the snap of the fingers, the Primate goes from pensive to proactive… Last week may have been my time to stop and take stock, but this week I’ve no...

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When Not Being Published Doesn’t Feel Too Shabby…

First of all, I’ve got nothing to whinge about because 15 submissions in over a year is hardly attacking the publishing world with my A-game. God-willing that I can light the fire under my arse by this...

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No “Hem”-ing and Hawing About It: Hemingway Speaks in “Ernest” on Writing –...

“It is not that things should be published. But I believe now that it is important that they exist.” Ah, and that quotation wasn’t even Hemingway; it was his friend Evan Shipman. But I figured it made...

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Bits, Bobs, and Birds that Beatbox

Word, bird! Shout-out to the feathered friends in my tree for giving a Monkey music to bust a brag to, yo. (Can you tell a square white girl writes this?) On to the bits and bobs, then. It’s been an...

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